Why Java is better than your gf ?? ;)

Because:

1. Java will trouble you if and only if the mistake is yours. (unlike , well you know)

2. Whatever java asks for will be free stuffs, like some jre, jdk, eclipse plugins etc, all of which come at zero cost.(unlike, well .. you got it…)

3. Java will never ditch you.

4. Java won’t feel bad when you ditch her for python , ruby or some other better models, as she knows she will always be in demand. (unlike…… well you understood)

5. If you spend some time with java everyday , it will surely pay off, but if you spend some time with your gf everyday , YOU will surely ‘pay’ off.

6. Java never restricts you from peeping at other beauties like perl/python/C# etc, as she knows you’ll surely come back. (Unlike…… yes correct)

7. Java is very flexible.Depending on your preferences, she can modify herself to be in one of ME or SE or EE moods. (Unlike “I just hate it and I don’t care” kind of , yes you   guessed it right)

8. Java never expects any precious Valentine’s day or birthday gifts , neither does she expects you to remember the date you first met her or installed jre !

9. If you ever break-up with Java, YOU ARE the loser !! But, (Yes, please continue yourself with the other side of this)

10. Most important of all, you love Java because she’s beautiful. It’s not that she is beautiful for you because you love her (which is the case of your… yes, you filled it correctly)

11. Java can thrive in all sorts of environment (windows, Mac, Solaris, Linux etc). But this is really difficult for your gf. Its really hard for your  Mandir visiting gf to accompany you to a pub or your pub addict gf to visit a temple with your mother!

12. Finally, if your gf reads this piece of article, she’ll get angry. But if I swap gf and java roles in this article and make java read it (yes,as you know you can make java read this txt file), java doesn’t feel anything :) Java’s that matured ;) (Unlike,… yes , what you are thinking is absolutely right)

 

 

And Some Minor Diffs :

13. Java is not afraid of cockroaches.

14. Java has no brothers !!

15. Java’s “methods” of handling things are proper.

16. Java never gets your ‘loyalty test’ done through UTV Bindass’ Emotional Atyaachar.

 

In a single line to summarize it all, “Java makes your life simple while ……”

 

 

------------------------NOM to anyone. The above article is meant to be read , agreed upon and forgotten. ;)