/* Developer: MOHANDAS_K */
if(slap)
return(other_cheek);
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/* Developer: ISAAC_N */
for(;;action++)
reaction = -action;
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/* Developer: ARINDHAM_C */
for(;;chicken++)
if(chicken != hatched)
count++;
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/* Developer: LORD_KRISHNA*/
/* Reference Doc: ShrimadBhagavadGeeta */
malloc(current_tasks) && free(result);
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/* Developer: J_Keats */
if(thing == beautiful)
{
for(;;)
{
thing = joyous;
}
}
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/* Developer: Canara_Bank */
//This piece of code is now obsolete
grow()
{
serve();
}
serve()
{
grow();
}
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/* Developer: Adidas */
public static final String impossible = “ ”;
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/* Developer: Hammurabi */
if(eye)
return(eye);
if(tooth)
return(tooth);
//Objection_1: MohanDas_K
//Reviewer comments:
/* return() values like these will
eventually remove all variables */
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/* Developer: Rajinikanth::Project:Baasha */
fun_speak(char* speaker, char* words)
{
int i;
char* baasha = “Rajinikanth”;
if(strcmp(speaker,baasha) == 0)
{
for(i=0;i<100;i++)
printf(“%s”,words);
}
else
printf(“%s”,words);
}
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ha ha ha ha.. too good lo
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ReplyDeleteMOHANDAS_K needs revision...
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if(slap)
return(other_cheek);
what you have written is MUNNA_MBBS's code
@Sharma: hey ya, by mistake... thanks man :)
ReplyDeletehey boss, i have forgotten c, c++ with *, malloc n all yr.. n more over i don't really know the philosophies n slogans of Hammurabi, Canara_Bank, J_Keats.. still i did understand the rest of them.. please bring some masala in ur blogs yr.. am waiting for that 1 blog from you which has lots of excitement, romance, etc just like ur "pair of slippers outside temple"
ReplyDeleteGood one maga. Especially review comments from Gandhi on Hammuabi's code. :D
ReplyDeleteNice one dude :) For the newton's law, you can also write
ReplyDeleteif(action)
reaction = -(action);
isn't it?
@anoop dixith: thanks for replying to Vishwas Sharma;)
ReplyDelete@shamu : hmmm... i ll try to reach ur expection levels
@VIkas: thanks maga :)
@Mahith: yes man, it can be.. but i just wanted to stress on the part: "for EVERY action, ..." ..(on EVERY).. sooo wrote like that :)
hehe, yeah i guessed that. :) nice one! :)
ReplyDeleteNeenu superrrrr anupa...
ReplyDelete:) lol
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ReplyDeletewhile (true){
ReplyDeleteprintf("sooooooooooooperrrrrrrrr");
}
brilliant ones maga. reminds me of my good old c-days dude.
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