RGV to direct a movie wid Preity and Shilpa: “Ditch over the Pitch”

/* No offence meant: All characters r purely imaginary and if you find any coincidence between the characters mentioned and some real life people, i can just say LOL */

After the dramatic banning and the eventual court rumblings of two of the IPL teams, one owned by old age Preity and the other by age old Shilpa, RGV is all set to direct a film on the same. Grapevine says that the film is being produced by Lalit Modi to use this as a weapon against BCCI and its bullish moves of suspending him, KXIP and RR from the lucrative league. Who has played the lead male role in the film is still a mystery, but going by the back-fence talk, it’s Yuvi, who had no job other than reading the script of this film during the recent test series. Shane Warne is supposedly making his Bollywood debut, in a guest role. Lalit Modi also mentioned of dubbing this movie into two other languages UttarPradeshi and Rajasthani, which he thinks as the languages spoken widely in states where the teams are based!!

Believable sources described that the movie is all about how Preity and Shilpa exposed. I mean, how they exposed rural cricket talents to the whole world by offering an opportunity to play in their teams. And about how Yuvi and Warne utilized what they had exposed.

Music maestro A.R.Rahman was first approached for music of the film, but he sternly declined. Then Modi contacted a number of music directors including Anu Malik, Sajed Wajid, Vishal Shekar, SEL and so forth, who all rejected the offer because flamboyant and all innovative Modi, whose creativity we all have seen in the opening and closing ceremonies of IPL, wanted a 3D music for film. We heard of him questioning, ' if video can be in 3D, why can’t be the audio?’. But when no music directors turned up, he suddenly remembered Sivamani who was often seen on the stadia when Chennai Super Kings played and gave him his first offer ever.

Meanwhile, BCCI officials said they will team up with Raj Thackerey’s Maharastra Navnirman Sena and try their best to enforce a ban on the film citing that the movie is entirely pro North Indian states (Rajasthan and Punjab) and is hence harmful to the integrity of the nation, particularly of ‘Mumbai Indians’!!